Chapter 11 – Mister plumber, unclog my pipe!
My aunt’s wedding was an unforgettable experience. I still do not understand why people feel so offended by public sex! They do it like dogs in heat at home, but they all pose as saints…
…on the street!
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How can someone be imprisoned for up to five years, just for having sex on a beach? Uh, right! Because anyone can see me enjoying myself, and get frustrated because they cannot get some, that’s why!
The solution would have been to get laid in the sea, instead of the beach, where no saint could be shocked or offended by my pussy, getting some attention. But guess what! I hate having sex in the sea, because water washes my natural secretions away, and makes the penetration less arousing.
If one day I have the power to change something, I will change this stupid law on public sex! Anyone will get laid, whenever and wherever they want; on the beach, on the roof, in the middle of the road, or on a bench, in the park. Yes, of course, as long as children are not around. On second thought, such valuable visual information from an early age will guarantee a great sexual future.
Most people would criticize my thinking, but I am only being honest! I hate the false modesty and people who pretend to be something they are not. How come in the 21th century, sex is still a taboo? Which are the reasons? I do not have the slightest fucking idea!
Given the fact that I suffer from nymphomania, I must obey my body’s rules. I am obviously commanded by physical stimuli and emotionally sex-induced vaginal secretions. As mentally ill people don’t get arrested when they commit a crime, I should not be arrested either for public sex. Do you get my point?
It’s 6:20 PM and I am all alone in my apartment. My pussy rings like a bell, which means IT IS TIME FOR SOME FUN! Let’s come up with something smart this time.
‘Hello? Good afternoon. I have a huge problem in the bathroom, I think the drain pipes are clogged…Could you send a plumber?’
‘Sure…he will be there at 7:30 PM. Is it too late for you?’
‘Nooo…It is just perfect!’
Yes! Mission half accomplished! I do not know and I don’t care how the plumber looks like, or how old he is. He will just have to give me a piece of flesh!
For my plan to succeed, I must welcome him adequately: seductive perfume, a short silk nightgown and a clear view of my naughty tits, popping up the tiny gown. This will help us skip the introduction part. With a little of luck, I might get fucked before the sun goes down.
The bell rings, and so is my pussy! Mm, he is quite handsome. Brown-haired, facial hair and dirty overalls.He looks appetizing!
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‘Hello! I am Joanna. Come in!’
‘Hi there’, he replies in astonishment. ‘Mark, nice to meet you’.
His manly voice sounds even more appetizing. After letting him in,I guide him towards the bathroom. Slow steps, girl, so he can have a good view of your shaky buttocks! Will he be able to resist me? I sure hope not!
‘So…what is the problem?’
‘The water keeps backing up in the shower. I don’t know why’
‘It could be a pipe clogged with hair or other foreign objects’
‘Uh…I would be really grateful if you could solve the problem’, I say lowering the pitch of my voice.
He looks at me for a second, as I let my fingers play around my chest. ‘Well, there seems to be no problem here. The water pressure is normal and it’s not backing up…’, he says letting the water run.
‘Yes, I see. This is so weird! Maybe I fixed it earlier, when I poured some baking soda and vinegar’
‘Oh, yes. You did well. It is one of the best homemade remedies for clogged drains’
I smile and cross my legs, looking straight into his eyes, hoping he will dare to flirt back.
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‘Well, since your problem is solved, I guess I should leave now’, he says with disappointment.
‘No, I feel so bad for making you come here for nothing. At least, let me get you a coffee!’
‘Mm…well….OK!’
I hope he understood the message hidden behind my flirty attitude. It is not a bath that I need fast, but a great fucking! He looks really good for a plumber. I can almost see his sexy abs through his dirty overalls.
‘Make yourself comfortable’
‘So, how come you didn’t ask your husband’s or boyfriend’s help?’
Eh, come on now! He is definitely trying to find out if someone will interrupt us. ‘I am single, unfortunately’, I reply faking sadness.
‘Really? How can a beautiful girl like you be single? Men should haunt you like a deer’
If only he knew that I am the one who actually haunts men, like some pieces of flesh! If only he knew how much I enjoy using men, then leaving them!
‘Maybe they do it’, I reply smiling and biting my lips. ‘I saw you have a nice tool box there…’,I say with a flirty attitude, getting closer to him.
‘Yes, that’s where I keep all my tools’
‘All of them?’, I ask, discreetly letting one of my boobs pop out the gown.
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He looks at my boob and smiles. ‘Well, I have one big tool that I never keep in my box. Would you like to see it?’
‘I would love to!’
The plumber takes off his overalls, unzips his pants and lets his already harden penis pop out his boxers.
‘Yes, you have a big tool! I also have a clogged pipe…would you like to fix it?’,I ask him touching his cock.
‘Sure. Show it to me, and I will fix it for free!’,he replies breathing heavy while I touch his cock.
He unveils my other boob too, and takes off his shoes. His attitude makes me so horny that I can’t wait to be filled with his cock!
He puts me on his lap, with my legs straddling his thighs. His cock flows directly inside my wet hole.
‘Gesh, you don’t wear panties! This is so hot…’
‘I never wear panties’, I reply aroused while lowering myself into his harden cock.
As I hold on to his shoulders and let his penis go inside and outside my pussy, he leans back, seeming really turned on. He puts his hands on my hips, and begins controlling the speed of the moves.
‘You are so hot’
His words, whispered through heavy breathing sounds, make me lean against his chest and bite his lower lip. Not even a bucket of ice could cool my body heat now. Regardless of how much I would like to prolong this arousal, my body feels the need to release the sexual tension.
I moan and wrap my arm around his neck, letting him in control of the moves. He goes faster, making me cum on his cock. His ego must be extremely satisfied for making me climax in the first two minutes, but the plumber won’t stop!
He lies me down on the bed, and kisses me all over my body, starting with my tits. I can feel the blood running faster through my veins, as his lips get to my sensitive clit. He puts his tongue on it, pressing it slightly, and rubs my clit in circles. As if it was not enough arousing, he adds two fingers inside my vagina.
‘Fuck me, fuck me now, please!’ I yell aroused.
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He licks me and finger fucks me for a minute, then he decides to fill my horny hole with something thicker. He spreads my legs with his knee, and begins fucking me faster again, just like a dominating master.
The good side of being a nymphomaniac is the infinite fast orgasm one can reach, after the first one. So, feeling his harden cock going inside and outside my pussy, while looking in each other’s eyes, makes me reach the climax once again.
He notices, and goes on. He puts my legs on his shoulders, and fucks me so hard, that I can almost feel his cock hitting my G-spot! I squeeze my boobs, while focusing on the sound of his moans and heavy breathing. This is Heaven for me!
The sweat pouring from his forehead is the result of his passion and high level of “work”. As soon as I see him closing his eyes, and pursing his lips, I realize that he cannot resist anymore, so I….cum again!
‘Sorry, I am cuming too‘, he says, wanting to take his penis out of my pussy, right in the middle of my climax.
‘Cum inside of me, don’t stop!’,I beg him, almost pushing his buttocks towards my pussy.
He moans deeply and cums at the same time with me. My unceasing pursuit of satisfaction was headed in the right direction this time. The intense sensation when my cum meets his cannot be described in words. It is similar to being locked in a cell for a thousand years and then finally being released.
‘You are the greatest plumber I have ever met’
‘That makes you my favorite client’, he replies exhausted. ‘So, after all, you did put me to work!’
‘Well, there was one pipe that really needed some attention’, I reply laughing.
Now that I used him, it is time to leave him. I thank him for everything, and show him the way out.
