Chapter 8 – One, two, three, action! Grandpa sex tape
Saturday was a great day! I managed somehow to lower my crazy sex drive by having sex in the elevator with a complete stranger, and to spice up the rest of the day, I spent a couple of hours…
… with my beloved Dildo boy. Did I tell you what a faithful lover he is? Never jealous, never pressuring me, never calling in the middle of an important event in my life (a.k.a SEX or getting laid) and, above all that, always there for me when I need a good fucking. If he were a man, I would marry him! But such men don’t exist.
Joanna’s ultimate sex adventure
Everything good and perfect, but today is Sunday! The weekend is not over yet, but my sex list is. I am pretty sure that trying my luck by going up and down the elevator, in order to find someone who would fuck me, is not such a good idea, so I come up with a new interesting solution of hunting my next sex victim: the holly internet. Facebook and Twitter are full of temptations, so I’ll just try to see which one fits me the best.
“You are extremely beautiful. I would like to know you better. Hope age is not a problem for you…Robert”
Today is my lucky day! I’ve just received this in the inbox folder, so let’s see who the lucky bastard is. Hm…His pictures reveal a bold, old-fashioned, about 55 year-old guy. He rather looks like my grandpa, but I guess he could sign in for an oral audition.
“Dear Robert, thank you for the sweet compliment. Age is not a problem for me, as long as you are physically potent. If you think you can fuck me, at least with your tongue, I will leave you my address. The offer expires today, so hurry up while I’m still warm!”
I leave the box opened, to see when he reads my message. Bob is typing, it says. Here comes my answer, in only one minute. A record, I would say.
“Your message made my day. I could fuck you better than a 20 year-old boy, because I am more mature and I know what all women like.”
Oh, really? Though, a nymphomaniac is not ‘all women’. He does not seem shy at all…I like it!!!
“If you want to test my potency, leave me your address and I’ll give you a free sample; Unless you are just making fun of me!”
Uh, grandpa has an attitude! I like him already. Confident men make me really horny, so I’ll just have to leave him my address and invite him over for…dessert. Let’s see what he can!
A crazy idea crosses my mind, as I take off my shirt. What about filming everything without letting him know? Knowing that I am filmed will definitely increase my arousal, and I’ll also remain with an interesting memory when everything ends. Let’s hide the camera behind a painting, and then put on some sexy black lingerie and a steamy t-shirt. I am getting ready for the ultimate adventure: grandpa sex tape!
In approximately one hour, my doorbell rings. The peephole reveals an old bold man, holding a red rose in his hands, probably picked up from the street, and a bottle of champagne.I’ll let him wait a little more before letting him in, just to test his reaction. He starts knocking. Oh, he insists,so this means he really wants me!
“Hi, Robert, nice to meet you”
“Hi, sexy girl! The pleasure is mine. I brought you this rose…”
“Oh, you are so sweet! Too bad I hate flowers.”
“Really? What about champagne?”
“I prefer red wine.”
“Mm…Then I got something else that will definitely appeal more to you.”
“Really?”I reply ironically, teasing him a little bit. “And what’s that?”I ask acting like a kitty, stepping closer to him and playing with one of my curly locks of hair.
“Sit comfortable on the bed, while I use your bathroom. When I return, you will get your third surprise.”
Grandpa goes to the bathroom. Meanwhile I take a quick look at the camera to check if everything is ok, and then turn it on. Grandpa comes back…with less clothes. He is wearing just a tight funny pair of man bikini, which squeezes his balls like two small balloons ready to explode.It’s hard to distinguish his balls from his penis as everything is covered with black fur. I guess he hasn’t heard about shaving his balls yet. I can barely keep myself from laughing hard! However, I try to remain focused, to see what happens next.
Robert drags me by the feet at the edge of the bed, and performs a breathtaking lap dance. This is the funny version of stripper’s lap dance (you know, the one that I fucked in a previous episode). What can I do but to enjoy the moment? I try not to be so hard on him and let him have a good time in my lap. As soon as I attempt to touch his cock, he slaps me!
“Ouch! You naughty little pervert!”
“Na, na, na! Girl is not allowed to play with grandpa’s toys, until grandpa finishes his show.”
I look at him rather amused and think about how pathetic this whole situation is. I should have probably let the Dildo satisfy me, instead of calling this jackass here. I feel like sending him home, but let’s give him another chance to see if there’s any possibility of turning me on; for this lap dance is turning from funny to annoying!
The pathetic show seems to have ended. Hallelujah! I wonder what he will do next. As far as I see, the lap dance turned him on way more than it turned me on. Robert, or whatever his name is, takes off his bikinis, giving me a free view on his cock, rising up from the black wood. Okay, let’s say this is quite hotter than the rest.
“Lay down on your back miss. You are about to be pleased.”
“Mm…I like the sound of that.”
As I relax and listen to his instructions, Robby-boy starts licking my clit with his big wet tongue. Now that I think better, I’ll let him stay for a while. He continues licking my clit like an ice cream, and then spices things up by sticking his middle finger inside of my horny whole.
“Do you like it?”I hear the echo of his moans coming from my pussy.
“Yes, grandpa. I am enough horny right now, and your finger is too thin for my wet pussy. Do you have something bigger to fill it all up?”
That was everything he wanted to hear. Right after I tell him this, he pounces on me, spreads my legs widely and inserts his hairy cock inside of my cunt. Oh, it feels so good! He’s got enough of performing and playing with me; it’s time for a dose of arousal!
“Fuck me good, grandpa!”
“I’m fucking you, I’m fucking you”, he moans breathing fast, in the rhythm of his ass, moving towards and backwards me. He squeezes my boobs with both his hands and then sticks a finger in my mouth. “Here, suck this. Seeing how you lick it will make me horny.”
“Delicioooouuss!” I say licking and sucking his finger just like I would suck a cock. Not his because it would be too gross!
“Oh, God…I think I’m cuming!”he says.
“Wait! Don’t you dare cum before me!”
“I don’t think I can resist anymore…”
“Hang on. Let’s switch positions!”
Fortunately, he told me he was about to cum, otherwise who knows what might have happened? Coming so quickly and leaving me unsatisfied would have been a tragedy, determining me to kick him out of the house…completely naked!
I take my well-deserved place and sit on top of him, like a dominating queen. The thought that I am being filmed on camera, like a true porn star, makes all this extremely appealing. I ride his pony with great talent and dedication, as nothing else matters for me right now than getting full pleasure from his arousal.
“Oh, honey…I don’t know if I can resist anymore.”
“Wait, pony, I am already there. Ohhh….”
Here I cum, like an authentic porn star, on grandpa’s horny cock. I stand on top of him, enjoy the sensation of his cock getting showered with my ejaculation. Suddenly, someone rings the doorbell. I try to ignore it, but the hard knocks that precede it, distract my attention and make me curious. I go to see what happens, and leave grandpa with his still horny cock waiting for me. On the peephole, I see an old lady.
“Yes, may I help you, mam?”
“Yes, you can, bitch!”She says, hitting my head pathetically with an umbrella.
“Ouch! Hey, who the fuck are you?!”
“Where is Robert? Rooobertttt…”
So, she is grandpa’s wife; correct me if I’m wrong. Not even a hurricane could stop her from entering the bedroom right now. As she finds Robert all naked and horny, she becomes even more furious and starts hitting him with the umbrella too.
“You bastard!Aren’t you ashamed of yourself?!”
“What? What are you doing here, Elma? How did you…”
“Did you forget I have your password on Facebook, you son of a bitch? Get home right now, or I don’t know what I’ll do to you”, she yells hard, still hitting him with the umbrella from time to time.
Robert looks really stressed out, as he grabs his clothes in a hurry and follows the path indicated by his wife’s umbrella. After they both leave fighting and yelling at each other, I lock the door and start laughing hard. What? At least I got to cum. What a day, my Lord! And thinking that this is the second time when someone catches me in the act! Am I cursed or anything? I bet, after I fucked even the priest. However, at least I got everything on tape.
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