doing my tasks and having usual conversations with my coleagues, until he texted me and also sent a picture of him in his bed.
Well I made myself a bff (best friend forever) and it’s called The Agenda.
“When, now?”
“Of course now, don’t you see this boner?” So I had this client that I had to design some shirts for his car service.
It is well known that staring at a woman’s cleavage for too long can instantly put you in the same category as pigs, losers and sexually obsessed guys. The question is why do women still lift…
Have you ever been horny because you have stared at two dogs humping the shit out of each other for too long? The harder they fucked, the greater your sexual arousal was, the more the…
I hesitated before giving an answer. One thing was for sure. Our unexpected conversation about sex had him really horny. Me? I was twice hornier than he was (I am a nymphomaniac, aren’t I?)…
‘Joanna, I think I wanna marry you’
‘The only thing I would marry is your cock. Now shut your mouth and fuck me’
The second day we were all tired, but not too tired to party one more time. Although I only knew Tim and Ellie of the six persons, the other two couples were surprisingly friendly, treating me…
A girl rushes to the bathroom, holding her lips pressed hard with both hands. She is ready to pass out, when a strong wave of puke hits the floor, right before she opens the door…
