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No!
My goal for this year is to stay single.
Yes! Mike!?
Yeah Mike..keep searching :))
Have faith Simone… Tomorrow is going to be a better day!
I also had an awful day… My car broke down and I almost had an accident! But fortunately, it all turned out OK in the end.
Mike!!!! If you are not well-intentioned, shut up!
Simone should go and see what the problem with her body is because this is definitely not normal! I don’t know with whom you had sex so far, but find out – it’s not normal!!
Simone go and see your GP or a doctor!! It’s totally not OK!
Think that it might be something serious! Don’t let it be too late! I don’t want to scare you, but that bleeding should not take place. It might be a cut somewhere and it might get infected in time!
Yes, nice job guys :*
Guys, did you know this one?
The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.
While leaving the room, she courteously said, “Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open.”
He did not understand her remark, but later on happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open.
He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, “By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention.”
The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, “Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!”Quality time… yes, yes and more yes! It’s probably the most important thing to have your family with you at least during the winter holidays!
And I wouldn’t say ‘no’ to a glass of wine in front of the fireplace either… buuuuuut I still believe that watching how the snow falls is very romantic 🙂
I love ice skating, that’s a fact, but I also love staying indoors and watch how it’s snowing outside. Christmas is coming, so hurray 🙂 Any gifts you would wish his year? I’d fancy a good-quality perfume…
I’m enjoying a cup of tea, thanks for asking! Do you have any suggestions on something interesting to do on a cold day? It’s freezing outside by the way…
I’m here darling! What’s up?
